”oh, brother dearest? Did you come here to seduce my wife and steal her from me? ” I asked. ”or were you perhaps planning on bumping into her and slowly making your way into her heart? Cuckolding me, maybe? Either way, I don mind. You can have that whore. I honestly don care, ”
I said as I waved my hand, as if shooing away some flies.
”how disgusting? I have no interest in the second princess, nor your plots against her. Though if possible, would you care to share the new rat you brought in? I heard she was a real beauty. ”
What? How could a slum rat possibly meet my brothers unnecessarily high standards? At most, shed simply be average on the looks, since her body is underdeveloped due to malnutrition… but, if brother…
”brother, could you possibly be a pedophile? The child I brought in looks seven or eight, but I assure you, she is your age at best. She is only fourteen (?) as of now, so her body still has time to grow. Maybe in a few years, she won suit your tastes? ” I asked with a hint of genuine concern and mockery.
Though I aim to be a cruel warlord in a few years, if the world realizes brother is a pedophile, my future as a threatening overlord is destroyed…
Chewing his finger tips mercilessly, Pangzi looked in anticipation at Shuaiqi, expecting him to back off, saying something like, yeah, you
e right. Ill find another little girl that suits my tastes!.
”brother… what are you talking about? I am not a pedophile! And I really do… l-like her… ” blushed the little boy as his ears grew red.
”don worry, brother. You are simply going through an awkward phase in your life. Father wishes to protect your innocence, so he has not told you, but right now, you are at an age where you might look at that whore-spawn of bastard whose name I had forgotten (but is definitely female), and fall in love with her! ”
”f-father? ” he said with tears in his eyes. ”is this true? ”
Unable to refute my statement, father simply avoided Shuaiqis gaze as granny started laughing her head off.
”kukuku… Pangzi, you really are a comedian. Just like your grandfather. ”
… I guess even granny steps on some mines.
”what are you talking about, granny? Im way better than grandfather! ” I said with a forced smile.
”kuku… keep telling yourself that, Pangzi. Boys your age need confidence. You need the confidence to go up to the most beautiful person you know and tell them they have a fine ass. Any less than that and I may have to send you to the West. ”
The west. It is a purely barren wasteland with nothing to show. Father claims that in the past, the west was very prominent, but I don believe him. Of course, a lot of ancient ruins are scattered throughout the west, though that is mostly a ruse to draw in fools.
”god forbid I ever go to the West. Anyways, go rest, granny. Your grandson is hurt that youll visit a bastard and a useless king, but ignore your grandson. ”
”Im also hurt you think she is a bastard. It is more a word for men. Whore or whore-spawn, as you said before, is more accurate. ”
”granny, one day, our territory will revolt. ”
”until then, everyone is a bastard and a whore! ”
”even this ol Pang Pang? ”
”father, what is grandmother and brother talking about? ” asked the innocent Shuaiqi, untouched by the Jia familys military traditions and training. Untouched by his grandfathers sentiments and his grandmothers vile mouth.
”nothing, son. Nothing you need to worry about… ” he said sweetly, looking at Shuaiqi.
Oh, how I envy them so much. Or rather, him.
Though, the rat is still there. The rat is still the well, is he not? Might as well poison the townsfolk for a while. No need to worry too much. Father will throw me away.
If the princess is as smart as they say, Id like to see how she gets out of this one. She was definitely one who thought of the substitute plan. Though she must have know itd fail had grandmother seen the phony. Besides, if anything goes wrong, the king is there to take the blame.
Somehow, I wouldn mind seeing my fiancé.