It like hell. It hurts so much. Did they lace the whip? Ill kill them. Ill kill them all. Just you wait. Ill kill you. Come out. Come out right now. Ill strangle you and dissect you. Ill torture you and murder you. Ill make sure your bloodline ends with this generation. I swear to god, your offspring will never see the light of day.
”please forgive our early arrival. We thought the journey here would take longer, so we decided to embark earlier. I did not know the roads here would be so straight. Though there seemed to be this one huge brick on the road? ”
”please forgive our tardiness, your highness. That brick you ran over just happened to fall from the heavens when you were riding in. If it is an inconvenience, I shall have it removed for you. ”
”if possible, please remove it now. ” said the king, offering a handshake.
Pangzi motioned for the servants to take away the so called brick, which they took out, for as far as they knew, the royal family wanted the rick gone.
Before long, his father came rushing and took the kings hand. Pangzi felt no regret of the situation, as there was no way Pangzi would dare to smirch the Kings hands with his blood. That, and the king would not be fazed by a bit of blood on his hands.
”apologies, for having my son greet you. I hope he has not offended you in any way whatsoever? Let me escort you to the main house. As I imagine, you must be famished from your early arrival? ”
”yes, yes. Thank you, Commander. ”
Though he couldn do anything about the king nor the pain, he decided to smear the blood on his future wife, who would no doubt scream.
”if I may, my princess. ” he said, offering his hand.
Though his hand was drenched in blood, he somehow managed to hide it well enough.
Sorry, princess. Though Id rather not do this to you, my situation forces me to do so. It is unfortunate what I have to do to make you hate me, but there is no way I am going to the imperial capital with you.
She stared at me, mind boggled, before accepting my hand. Though I know of my reputation, I never thought it was this bad?
”oh? Your hand is rather warm, and soft? I really do envy your skin, haha. ”
”haha ”, envy my ass. Your father probably asked you to say that to me. Though my blood is warm, and flesh is sure to be soft… so I guess she isn just giving me lip service?
As if it wasn enough for him, he continued to lather the unknowing princess hand with his own blood.
I guess this is enough? She seems like a dunce and hasn noticed anything, so I assume shell holler like a fool and faint.
”ouch, my hand kind of hurts? Aren you holding a little too tight? ” she said.
As I thought. They laced the whip with some sort of pain inducing poison.
”sorry, princess. To make it up to you, would you allow me to give you a tour of our Jia family mansion? ”
”a-ah, yes, thank you? ”
Wow. I wonder what kind of rumors she heard about me?
I led her into my courtyard with no intentions of giving her my medicine. Though I did not care of her, I had to make enough effort for small talk to keep her happy. A bothersome companion, is what it is called, if I remember right.
”so, princess. I hate making small talk, so let me get to the point. You
e a bastard, aren you? ”
”how rude. I thought you were much more well-mannered than the rumors suggested, as your skin is an object of my envy, but alas, I was wrong, and so are you. I, Shensheng Qianzai Qingren, am the legitimate child of the current emperor, Shensheng Fei Wang. ”
”I see. ” he said quietly. ”let me give you a tour of the town as an apology, though it will have to wait for later. ” he said, seeing the bastards in his courtyard, yet again.
I walked over to the former trio, current duo, who evolved into Wu men glaring at me. The former middle and current youngest appeared to be the youngest in the Wu. He was also the one with the most sense, as he was covering behind the most Wu of the Wu.
(Wu as in five, and Wu as in warrior(s)/warrior like)
”the young master strolled into his court, only to see a Wu of Wu, threatening to kill him and his future wife! ” he declared, raising his hands.
”the young master, in fear of death and with the pride of his future wife, attacked the Wu to ensure his safety. Unfortunately, his hand was cut with the blade of one of the Wu… ” he grinned. ”the tallest Wus knife, if I remember correctly, was the one that cut me. ”
”his wife, enraged by this sudden provocation from the Wu bastards screamed like a siren and alerted the guards. ”
”what you think of that story? ” he asked the Wu and Hao.
”uh… I don get it? ” replied the dunce.
The Wu, who unfortunately grew up learning to fear Pangzi, gritted their teeth and clenched their hands.
The eldest stepped forward and took out his knife. He beat himself up and threw the knife at Pangzi, in a way he could catch it with no injury. Pangzi approached the eldest and slit his throat.
The princess who was simple looking didn dare make a sound, despite his narration.
Seeing as she was in a moment of pause, the newly ordained Wu, or rather Si, stepped forward.
He too, like the former Wu, beat himself and knocked out a few teeth. Before Pangzi raised his hand, the boy was almost dead in a pool of his own blood due to self-harm.
”the Si, going crazy from the Wus death beat himself to death and died in a blood of blood~ ” he said, stepping on the head of the now collapsed Si.
San, who was not very keen about death gave a good beating and kicking to Er, Sis cousin.
”San had always been in love with Si, who never saw his love for her. As a result, he went mad from Sis death and killed Er, Sis underground lover, in a crazed frenzy. ”
”upholding justice within the Commanders mansion, the princess of our Shensheng Diguo, Qianzai Qingrai killed San, who threatened world peace. ” he completed.
What a truly horrifying tale… haha.
9/24 remain. Five from
atural deaths and ten from accidents along the way.